Profile : sonia

Ek din zindgi aise mukam pe pahuch jayegi,
dosti to sirf yaadon me reh jayegi,
har chai ki cup friend ki yaad dilayegi,
aur haste-haste fir aankhen nam ho jayegi,
office ke chamber me class room nazar aayege,
par chahne pe bhi aproxy nahi lag payegi,
paise to bahut hoga magar unhe lutane ki wajah hi kho jayegi,
ji le khul ke is pal ko mere dost kyonki zindgi in palo ki fir se nahi dohreyegi...

!**********DEAR FRIEND**********!!

!A Year Round ************* Wish for U.

!12 Months ************* Happiness.

!52 Weeks ************* Fun.

!365 Days ************* Success.

!8760 Hours ************* Good Health.

!525600 Minates ************* Peace.

!3153600 Seconds ************* Blessings.

@@@@@@@@@ KEEP SMILiNG ALWAYS @@@@@@@@@@

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I`m fantastic in bed."
That`s Direct Marketing.

You`re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He`s fantastic in bed."
That`s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I`m fantastic in bed."
That`s Telemarketing.

You`re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I`m fantastic in bed."
That`s Public Relations.

You`re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, I hear you`re fantastic in bed."
That`s Brand Recognition.

The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn`t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local card and novelty shop and bought a small sign that read, "I`m the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"

Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra , Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera , Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne ko to bahot baar socha maine , Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera..."

Very Happy and Colourful Holi to U and Ur Family. I wish that this year will bring every moment with happiness.

Abhee to kaliyaa khil rahee hai,,
Fool to aa jaane do
Fir aa ke rash choos lena
Abhee jara muskaane do
Har adaa pe mugdh huye ho
Palako par mujhe bithao ge
Apani baaho me lekake
Mera din bahalaao ge
Abhi na roko rasta mera
Pahale ghar ko jaane do
Abhee to kaliyaa khil rahee hai,,
Fool to aa jaane do
Tumhe dekh kar chanchal ho gayee
Bhool gayee kuchh laaz ko
Ghar waalo ke baag lagaayee
Arpit kar dee aap ko
Abhee hawa purwa doli hai
Mujhe jara ithlaane do
Abhee to kaliyaa khil rahee hai,,
Fool to aa jaane do
Wah din jald hee aayegaa
Jab meri maang sajao ge
Apane haatho se amrit rash
Sajan mujhe pilayo ge
Subah to meri rah na roko
Saanjh jara ho jaane do
Abhee to kaliyaa khil rahee hai,,
Fool to aa jaane do

Hasi ke raste pe chala karo
Khushion ki mehak liya karo
Pyar se dilon ko chhua karo
Jahan aapko gum nazar aaye
Is nachez ko yaad kiya karo

Suno gaur se pepsi walo,
Buri nazar na coke pe dalo,
Chahe jitna dew pila lo,
Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI!!

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Wish you a Very Happy and Prosperous New Year !!! Hope all your wishes and dream come true.

With all the Rose`s Perfume and with all the lights in the world
and with all the children`s Smiles...
I Wish U that ur all dreams comes true.
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008*

It is finally the time to say a goodbye to the year 2007 and welcome the New Year 2008 with open arms. Take a look at the year 2007 and you will not even Realize how the time passed by! It is the time to rejuvenate your energies and plan for the year 2008. Celebrate the New Year Eve with a bang and raise a toast to greet everyone with your bountiful wishes of New Year. Let the almighty above bless you with his blessings and make the New Year 2008 a year of great success that will add the colors of achievement in your life.

Wishing you a happy and prosperous New Year !!!!

I hide my tears when I say your name,
but the pain in my heart is stil the same.
Though I smile and seem carefree,
there`s no one who misses you more than me!!

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Hi Sonia,

Eid Mubarak ho....x

Happy Diwali!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diwali ki Hardik Subhkamnayee aapko ,apka ye varsh dher sare khusioyon ki sath aaye aur aap isske prakash se hamessa jagmagate rahe inhee sabdo ke sath subh diwali

A Very Bright and Colorful Diwali

May the Lord above Bless You and Your Families with Abundant Joy and Cheer in the coming Year.

My Words Are Antibiotic, My Smile Is analgesic, My Touch Is Anti Inflammatory, My Presence Is Antiseptic,My Feeling Is antipyretic. ..

Thats Why I Am PHARMACIST.

An old rich man marries a young girl.
Interviewer ask to girl-

Apne inme shadi ke liye aisa kya dekha jo haan ker diya

Girl-ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kam.

Life Ki Ringtone

Gam ko karo delete,
Khushi ko karo save,

Rishto ko karo recharge,
Dosti ko karo download,

Dushmani ko karo erase,
Such ko karo broadcast,

Jhoot ko karo switch off,
Tension ko karo not reachable,

Pyar ki karo incoming on,
Nafrat ki karo outgoing off,

Language ko karo control,
Hassi ka karo outbox full,

Aansu ka karo inbox khaali,
Gusse ko karo hold,

Muskan ko karo send,
Help ko karo ok,

Self ko karo autolock,
Dil ko karo vibrate,

Phir dekho life ki ringtone kitni
POLYPHONIC ho jayegi

Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai,
Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.
Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi.......

Muhabbat mein aazmaeish nahein ki jaati
isse nibhaney ki famaeish nahein ki jaati

Piyar mein aatey hein qaddam qaddam sakht muqam
dil ke zakhmon ki tu numeish nahein ki jaati

Hijjar mein jo milne lagge wassal ka lutff
tu phir milne ki khawaish nahein ki jaati

Aggar nah milna hi ho waqt ka taqqaza
esse mein tu milne ki laghzish nahein ki jaati

Khush naseebi se jo mill bethein do dil
tu zamane mein uski zaibaeish nahein ki jaati

Jin ko ho millna aur woh mill nah paein
dil se kabhi bhi woh hasarat-o-yaas nahein jaati

Piyaar tu hey muqaddron ka khel Zafar

jo nah mill sake piyar tu gujaresh nahein ki jaati

A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.

Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

A railway station beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question?

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"So, which platform are you working on?"

Ek taraf se DOLI uthi, khushioun aur shehnaion ke sath,
Ek taraf se ARTHI uthi, gamo aur tanhaiyon ke sath,
Dono takra gaye, dekhne wale chakra gaye,
Bheed me se awaz ayee ya khuda ye kaisi khudai hai,
MEHBOOB ki doli dekhne YAAR ki arthi ayee hai.

heloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, how are you

friendship tree Just For U

._______________* Joy
_______________** Love
______________**** Hope
_____________****** Faith
____________******** Peace
___________********** Health
__________************ Sucess
_________************** Friendship
________**************** Prosperity
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Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew,
all angels in heaven know I need u.

Thanks For being my Friend....

FEELINGS OF LOVE.....

MOMENTS OF CARING....

SMALL-SMALL SHARING....

STUPID FIGHTS.....

SHOULDER TO CRY.....

TO BE TOGETHER IN PAIN....

CREATES MIRACLE CALLED......"FRIEND"

Fill up ur life with the stuffing of melting emotions, heart & soulfull love,

Honey of honesty, Cream of smooth,polite,gentle behaviour & Sugared voice

always free of diabeties,Mix in ur sensous touch to soothe the nerves,

Top it with cute million dollar smile & cheeries of care.

Now it`s ready to go on a trip for ----------------

LIVE - LONG - LOVE - LIFE .

Don`t miss the last one…

Awe some !!!!!!!

Close ur eyes and make a wish….
Angelz will b there to blow u a kiss…
They`ll guide u and make all ur dreams come true …
Just like they did for me when I asked for a friend like u...

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Simple Music can make you sing.
Simple Hug makes you feel better.
Simple things can make you Happy.
Hope My simple Melody will make you smile.
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so never leave the hand of our friendship

""""Kissing Language (yup, it`s a language)
if a kiss is the Language of Love,
then we have a lot to talk about it...

methods of Love....

+kiss on the ear--------------------"i`m horny"
+kiss on the cheek-----------------"we`re friends"
+kiss on the hand------------------"i adore you"
+kiss on the neck-------------------"we belong together"
+kiss on the shoulder--------------"i want you"
+kiss on the lips---------------------"i love you" or "i want you"
+holding hands-----------------------"we can learn to love each other"
+a wink---------------------------------"Let`s get it on"
+playing with the ear----------------"i can`t live without you"
+holding on tight---------------------"don`t let go"
+looking into each other`s eyes---"let`s get romantic"
+pulling hair on head---------------"tell me you love me"
+arms around the waist -----------"i love you too much to let go"

=advice=
if you`re kissing someone, close your eyes. it`s not nice to stare...

=requirements=
post this again after reading!!...or you`ll have a bad year of
relationship

If you REALLY LIKE (or LOVE) SOMEONE right now AND MISS THEM and can`t
get them
out of your head then re-post this within 1 mintute and whoever you are
missing
will surprise you tomorrow.""""